May 2013
Jon: Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look
Arin: I don't have that many eyes, Jon.
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
gobacktochinabitch:
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
FRYING PAN
FRYING PAN WHO?
IM GOING 2 HIT U OVER THE HEAD W/ A FRYING PAN!!!!!!
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
senor-cactuar:
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
ponies-and-politics:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
